Hello.
I am known as Tulip. I was christened this as an exercise in lateral thinking by my uncle. It's odd really because I have trouble thinking in the straight ahead position never mind sideways.
Anyway, I'm 21 years old and when I grow up I want to be a farmer. I have all sorts of adventures on the farm and over the next few weeks I'll explain some of them and my thoughts on life.
My hobbies include playing rugby league and getting drunk on a Saturday night. I went training the other night and they carried out a dope test on us all. I was amazed when they told me I'd won. When I told my uncle he wasn't at all surprised but I can't understand why. I don't understand my uncle sometimes!
